Today in first grade:
girl 1 "um hey (friend) can you see my cleavage?"
girl2 "what is cleavage? all I see is your shirt."
girl 1 "cleavage is this line in the middle."
girl 2 "oh the buttons on your shirt, ya I see those."
First of all why are 1st graders talking about cleavage!?!?
Yesterday at preschool:
4 year old boy: "well (girl's name) used to be my girlfriend but she is not anymore."
teacher: "oh why not?"
boy: "well she just got too old, you know when they get too old you have to get a new one."
teacher (trying not to laugh): "how old is she now?"
boy: "um I don't know maybe 5."

1 comment:
Lauren, that is hysterical but disturbing... very disturbing, maybe parents need to watch what they say around little ears.
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